then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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