..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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