I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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