No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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