just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize