is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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