tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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