I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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