Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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