If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
