And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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