turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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