Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
soo... how was my night?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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