I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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