and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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