Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
3 2 1 whiskey
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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