So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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