just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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