The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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