So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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