On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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