Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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