im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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