i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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