No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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