i barfeds in our rink
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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