All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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