we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He better not be in your backpack
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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