love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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