you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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