Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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