ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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