How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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