I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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