I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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