You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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