Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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