I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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