You really coming over, don't trick.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My cat gives me a boner
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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