Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
PS: I just woke up from my shower
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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