the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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