My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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