is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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