it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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