I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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