ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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