My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
