Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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