that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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