did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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