Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Two words: nipple clamps
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