At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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