...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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