Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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