Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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