when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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